Friday, December 31, 2010

A pataphysical conspiracy

I just published a new post on the Only Maybe blog.
A pataphysical conspiracy

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Word of the month: Tatterdemalion

A person wearing ragged cloathing. From tatter, to torn into shreds, and demalion, of uncertain origin.
"Florry Talbot, a blond feeble goosefat whore in a tatterdemalion gown of mildewed strawberry, lolls spreadeagle in the sofa corner, her limp forearm pendent over the bolster, listening” - James Joyce, Ulysses
There, my little mabinogs, now you know.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Danny Trejo - The hero with 1000 faces

I've watched 'Machete' the other day. Weird.

First time I see a flick where Steven Seagal is NOT the one with the most challenged set of facial expressions.

Here's a small anthology of mr. Trejo's unique achievements, reenacting some of the finest scenes of the 7th artform.

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Expressions? We ain't go no expressions. We don't need no expressions. I don't have to show you any steeeeeenking expressions you goddam cabron and ching' tu madre! [impersonating Cheech Marin] Hey maaaaaaaaaan, whazzup duuuuuuuude, that's some heavy shit maaaaaaan.
trejo trejo
Bond. Jamech Bond. From her Majechty'ch checret cherviche. [a hommage to Leslie Nielssen] Nice beaver.
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Are you looking at me? Huh? Are YOU looking at ME? [singing] the hills are aliiiiiiiiive……… with the sououououound of muuuuuusic……
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By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Warvan, I shall avenge you! You mean they put mayonaise on their fries? Uuurgh
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Oh my god! Someone has sent me bowel movement! Machete doesn't message.

Machete doesn't mail.

Machete doesn't fax.

Machete doesn't Facebook, Twitter nor blog.

Bur Machete can draw you a fish if you like.

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